Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

A happy memory is perhaps on this earth truer than happiness itself.

It's crucial that people are on the right measure at the right time.

This is a very connected, tolerant, creative generation, but a lot of them feel really constrained because they've got this big debt.

Sometimes the best way to learn is to return to the fundamentals.

Mother was the disciplinarian, but it was Daddy who could turn me into an angel with just one look.

No one's born with their destiny stamped on their forehead ... we make the choices to fulfill our destiny.

If you seek only easy problems to solve, then ultimately, there'll be nothing about you to distinguish yourself from others.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

I want to be the condensation on the glass. I want to be that phenomenon that takes place between hot and cold.

Responsibility's like a string we can only see the middle of. Both ends are out of sight.