British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

If love and kindness is life's investment, then joy and happiness will be life's profit and dividend.

Happiness is a drug, and only few know how to take it properly.

What Galileo and Newton were to the seventeenth century, Darwin was to the nineteenth.

That's not the part of the story that I'm interested in, anyway. The part that I'm interested in is all the personal stuff. I tried to base the powers on family archetypes.

It's not the black belt that you wear on your waist. It's the black belt in your heart and knowing that you can go out there and you can do it. That's what a true black belt is.

The world is like a Mask dancing. If you want to see it well, you do not stand in one place.

Our Quakers love us. We're big with the Quakers. It's all about cleanliness.

Winners win not because they're allowed to, but because they decide to.

I think only stupid people have good relationships.

I kinda go for the Jane Eyre type of film. I am fascinated by classics.