British women can't cook.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

After all, once there was a girl named Lucy who loved her family, old and new.It's not the type of love that ends.

Experience has taught me that there are some situations in which it's better to keep quiet. That is, I tried to keep quiet. Life gives me good advice, but sometimes I refuse to take it.

We live in a hypocrite and confused world.You will get answer to the questions you don't seek.

Virtue does not truly reward her votary if she leaves him sad and half doubtful whether it would not have been better to serve vice.

It's a strange feeling, being so utterly surrounded by her. Her life scent is on everything. She's on me and under me and next to me. It's as if the entire room is made out of her.

If a poet has a dream, it is not of becoming famous, but of being believed.

Any familiarity with photographic history shows that manipulation is integral to photography.

You know, I have some issues. But I just love to play different characters all the time, and I try not to repeat myself too much.

I watched his fingers clench and unclench, and I wondered if he was dreaming that they were wrapped around my neck.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.