Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

When you care about someone and give them something special. Something that they treasire. That's a gift.

If you want to conquer fear, don't sit at home and think about it. Go out and get busy.

Real family values have gone down the drain in modern families.

Knowledge is porportionate to being... You know in virtue of what you are.

When blame has been assigned, the story is over.

In film and television we are oftentimes so pampered that the truths are withheld.

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

If you're an older sibling and you have a younger sibling who needs mentoring or is afraid of the dark, you develop nurturing and empathic skills that you wouldn't otherwise have.

I never thought a role model should be negative.

The artificial world that we create through images will essentially become real.