Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

You will not be here--I shall not be here--much lo

It is a great misfortune neither to have enough wit to talk well nor enough judgment to be silent.

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.

The future for us is the foreseeable future. The South Asian, however, feels that it is perfectly realistic to think of a 'long time' in terms of thousands of years.

The wretch who digs the mine for bread, or ploughs, that others may be fed, feels less fatigued than that decreed to him who cannot think or read.

Crime, to the man of the forties, was an alien monstrous terror.

Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.

I keep telling myself that I don't miss you and that I don't love you hoping that someday I will believe it.

It is psychologically very hard to go through life without the justification, and the hope, provided by religion.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.