Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just a nice little jewel in the crown.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Paying tax should be framed as a glorious civic duty worthy of gratitude - not a punishment for making money.

A smart woman knows when to listen to her man." Her man? "He is most definitely not my man. He's not my type." "Type? If he was any more your type, he'd have you sitting in his lap.

I could talk food all day. I love good food.

The public makes a hit.

Chuse not an house neere an lnne (viz. for noise) or in a corner (for filth).

I think when you know what you are going to wear, it fits and it's great material, then you feel confident in it.

The most worthwhile things in life rarely come easy, this is a lesson I've always known. The journey continues.

Though we live in a failing world, we have not been sent here to fail.

Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.

Everything is the result of the Law of Action and Consequence but with the possibility that a superior law transcends an inferior law.