Brooklyn praise is half slander.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

These sciences are camel stallions — use books to line them up these couplets are runaways — use books for them as halters.

Was there ever any question on how much I could take? You kept feeding me your bullshit hoping I would break.

It is very humbling to see my own character defects in someone who annoys me. At the end of the day, I realize they have actually prompted positive change in me.

In how many lives does Love really play a dominant part? The average taxpayer is no more capable of a 'grand passion' than of a grand opera.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I don't really care how people read. I care if people read.

When you pick up your first magazine you definitely hope you can be like the guy on the magazine. That's usually why you start lifting.

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

When a child grows up without a father, there is an empty place where someone must stand, providing an example of character and confidence.