Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I want to live fast and die young.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I earn the magic of words by writing.I learn the myth of worlds by imagining.

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice.

There is nothing wrong in helping other people, if and when they are worthy of the help and you can afford to help them.

We always need to create and re-create but if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Function is a fantasy...the form of designed things is decided by choice or else by chance; but it is never actually entailed by anything whatever.

I have now reached the happy age of 23. No, happy is not quite the right word. At this particular moment I am certainly not happy.

I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.

Love you always, miss you always... running day and night, leaving the place of sun and moon, of ice and snow. Never look back, never forget.

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience.

I wish I played an instrument, but I could never decide which one, and I ended up playing nothing.