Brothers, the white people are like poisonous serpents: when chilled they are feeble and harmless, but invigorate them with warmth and they sting their benefactors to death.

When Jesus Christ came upon the Earth, you killed Him. The son of your own God. And only after He was dead did you worship Him and start killing those who would not.

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.

A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.

Show respect to all people, but grovel to none.

We can make war so terrible and make them so sick of war that generations pass away before they again appeal to it.

From my tribe I take nothing, I am the maker of my own fortune.

Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, or even a stranger, if in a lonely place.

Brothers, we must be united; we must smoke the same pipe; we must fight each other's battles; and more than all, we must love the Great Spirit.

I'm afraid of everything I don't know.

What we need is a rebirth of satire of dissent of irreverence of an uncompromising insistence that phoniness is phony and platitudes are platitudinous.

You need strong leadership to effectuate change, and the easiest way is to keep everything status quo. And sometimes changes are necessary. If not, you build up too much potential energy.

The chief virtue that language can have is clearness, and nothing detracts from it so much as the use of unfamiliar words.

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

It is difficult to grow old gracefully.

To be generous is the best way to live in this world.

I just don't watch a lot of TV.

So every artist and would-be artist makes this same phrase: 'I knew, I never got it said.

Propaganda is necessary only for the sake of money!