Brothers, what we do in life........echoes in eternity.

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.

I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack.

Iceland is fascinating; really an amazing place to visit, and great for a film to go there.

I have respect for beer.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.

God bless America, God Save the Queen, God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

We can't repay our good luck with bad grace. It invites darkness.

If you live like it’s the past and you behave like it’s the past, then guys from the future find it very hard to see you.

Nobody wants to be nothing. But that's the greatest thing in the world to be.

If you want to improve your self-worth, stop giving other people the calculator.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake."Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls.

Our purpose is to find out whether innocence, the moment it becomes involved in an action, can avoid committing murder.

Ghosts have a way of misleading you

The strength of a patent doesn’t come from its claims, it comes from the invention

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism.

Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032.