Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

i suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

His blue eyes slice through me and make me wish I hadn't come.

They say “time is money”. But I want to say “time makes money”. This means time is greater than money.

HIGGINS [aggrieved] Do you mean that my language is improper?MRS HIGGINS. No, dearest: it would be quite proper - say on a canal barge...

We resemble computers intellectually and animals emotionally.

Still, to this day I go back and listen to music that inspires me to write now

Once you go Vatican, you never go back again.

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It’s something I believe in, but I don’t want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old.

Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can.

I believe that the G20 should not interfere [foreign policy], because there are other platforms for that.