Brutality creates respect.

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality. If you are equally good at explaining any outcome, you have zero knowledge.

Her kiss could kill us, and my consent signed our death certificates, selfishly and without control. (Eric)

...You know something, don't you?""I know lots of things--your inquiry needs to be more specific.""Just answer the question.""True/false or multiple choice?

Writers know all the good reasons for subjecting their work to a sharp trim. Early drafts are notorious for repetition, indirection and overdevelopment of the trivial.

My grandfather was a provider. Work, any kind of work, was the joy of his life. So I grew up having a certain relationship to work. It was something that I always wanted.

When you have discovered a stain in yourself, you eagerly seek for and gladly find stains in others.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

Isolation is a self-defeating dream.

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table.

Eyes like streams of melting snow,” she said, and it was all I could do not to roll my melting snow eyes.