Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

Relatable escapism can only be achieved using facets of the real world.

All magic comes with a price. A price that is never revealed until after the damage has been done.

There is no higher value in our society than integrity.

The only reason why anything virtuous or lively survives in us is this, 'the LORD is there'" (Ez. 35:10)

It's harder and harder to make a well-done romantic comedy these days because the conventions have been so played out.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

This criticism is ridiculous. The twenty-five hundreth anniversary celebration cost me less than the inauguration of each new president of the United States.

Life, struggle, even amidst pain and blood and poverty, seemed beautiful.

There is no such thing as time management; there is only self-management.

I'm not the smartest dude in the world. (After all... I picked a career in acting.)