Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

They say that 'life is full of choices, ' but the only choice that I see is living on the bright side of life.

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it, & that's all. It is thus that we should love.

Celebrate every moment of your life. In one memorable day, you will be gone.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Military inclusion has never been a central demand from trans populations, who consistently name criminalization, immigration enforcement, poverty and joblessness as top priorities.

Let work itself be the ambition.

He that searches for praise will often find contempt.

An idea is like a cold germ: sooner or later someone always catches it.

Writers acquire their technique by spotting, savoring, and reverse-engineering examples of good prose.