Budget the luxuries first.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Inside Ms. Maddox's classroom, it was so quiet you could hear the breathing bounce off the walls.

Be careful... any time you find yourself defining the "winner" as someone other than the agent who is currently smiling from on top of a giant heap of utility.

What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.

The hardest times for me were not when people challenged what I said, but when I felt my voice was not heard.

[At first sight of the Acropolis:] It's beige! My color!

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66.

It's midnight Cinderella, but don't worry none. Cause I'm Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party's just begun.

As a handful of sand thrown into the ocean, so are the sins of all flesh as compared with the mind of God.

I am a guy, but if its Yunho, whenever Yunho hugs meit feels romantic.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.