Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!

Am I a myth? Am I a legend? Or am I a phenomenon?

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer...than Scott Steiner.

Throughout my career, Ive wrestled a lot of countries.

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Love is a trick best performed by men.

Some wisdom you must learn from one who's wise.

I want to have a career that evolves as I go on.

I think the media has to continually remind itself, and I think we do but sometimes not well enough that we're not just an economic property.

I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.

I enjoy the competition and whatever it takes throughout the competition, I will do it.

There are times in my life where I've had boyfriends or girlfriends.

I am very driven. I do believe in what I call "the G factor." I must be spirit led.

Mythology is much better stuff than history. It has form; logic; a message.

I think most memoirs, though they purport to be about this particular time or this person you met, are really about the effect that person or time had on you.