Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

But there's so much that was a lie, it's hard to figure out what was true, what was real, what matters.

The surest way to prevent seditions...is to take away the matter of them.

When you travel so many weeks a year, it's always nice to have a home-cooked meal.

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

The universe must not be narrowed down to the limit of our understanding, but our understanding must be stretched and enlarged to take in the image of the universe as it is discovered.

Romance lasts forever, love don't fade away. They may take away our future, but they can't stop yesterday.

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

The golden rule to apply in all such cases is resolutely to refuse to have what millions cannot.

There's a storm inside of us, a burning river, a drive. You push yourself further than anyone could think possible. You are never out of the fight.

Many men are loved by their enemies, and hated by their friends, and are the friends of their enemies, and the enemies of their friends.