Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)

Criticizing lawyers for lawsuits is like criticizing linebackers for knocking people down.

A meeting moves at the pace of the slowest mind in the room.

Just because we increase the speed of information doesn't mean we can increase the speed of decisions. Pondering, reflecting and ruminating are undervalued skills in our culture.

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find someone's hand and squeeze it, while there's still time.

Success is an act of exploration. That means the first thing you have to find is the unknown. Learning is searching; anything else is just waiting.

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation.

If you take the best of Wayne Dyer and add it to the best of Anthony Robbins, what you would have would only be half as good as Steve Chandler.

Nothing important can be taught, only learned.

You can make anything by writing.

Confident is the gift of courage.

What I was chasing in circles must have been the tail of the darkness inside me.

Steve Jobs came back to Apple in 1997 - the iPod came out 4 years later. 3 years after that is the first time his market cap grew. It took 7 years.

When you would think, "what was the use of it," you'll remember something you can't grasp and you'll wonder what it was.

My love life doesn't stink; it's nonexistent.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

Socialism without public ownership is nothing but a fantastic apology.

I remember the day I found out my draft status. I was really floored and kind of staggered around in a daze. It just hadn't occurred to me that I could end up in Vietnam