Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I am not particularly interested insaving time I prefer to enjoy it.

I’m tired of the lies and the cheating, and the broken promises that were never meant to be kept.

His youth carried his words and lit the room with an optimism. “India is like our home, ” he said, “our spiritual home. Even before we get here there was that feeling.

The stronger a brand’s point of view, the greater its voltage.

Remember, that six pounds a year is but a groat a day.

I am a man who, from his youth upwards, has been filled with a profound conviction that the easiest way of life is the best.

The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

We're not as different as we think we are.

Luckily, there's enough people who have recorded songs that I can just go online and kind of figure out how to play them.

It takes a tremendous amount of merit to meet with the dharma - especially if you have an interest in it.