Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Why is the Chosen One always a he?

Because home is where your heart is. And one heart can work wonders when it's beating strongly. And the sweet fairy tales can become true

In the same way the sun never grows weary of shining, nor a stream of flowing, it is God's nature to keep His promises. Therefore, go immediately to His throne and say, 'Do as You promised.'

I have my own studio down in Miami.

In Fascism the State is not a night-watchman, only occupied with the personal safety of the citizens.

Some make the world go round; others watch it turn.

Life is when awareness hides in the idea of personal experience.

Our world is a college, events are teachers, happiness is the graduating point, character is the diploma God gives man.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

Let the world see that this nation can bear prosperity; and that her honest virtue in time of peace is equal to her bravest valor in time of war.