Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"-Maximum Ride

The reason I really started running was for meditative purposes. I would pick some problem to have in my head while running.

I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly.

I'm neither Catholic not Protestant. Protestant sounds good but I don't think I am.

Hi, Miss Alice What kind of dreams do you see with your eyes of glass? Do they fascinate you?

I love giving flowers. It is so deliciously unlasting and romantic.

My great objection to this government is, that it does not leave us the means of defending our rights, or of waging war against tyrants.

The only option is politeness-remember always that you are dealing with other primates.

No one can develop freely in this world and find a full life without feeling understood by at least one person.

Look lak she been livin' through uh hundred years in January without one day of spring.