But I didn't know much about directing a movie.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that's why there's so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

When everyone does what is right in his own eyes, there is no possibility of order and peace.

An idea might spark an essay, but never a story.

The body is thus not simply an 'entity', but is experienced as a practical mode of coping with external situations and events.

The government's not going to create jobs. It doesn't have to. People have to create jobs.

Some people thought I was crazy to have let go of all the worldly things I had "achieved." They didn't understand that I didn't want or need any of that anymore.

We are all quick to point out all the differences but not as willing to accept what bonds us as humans.

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.

We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

In real football, I wouldn't want Terrell Owens anywhere near my team. But you're nuts if you don't take him in fantasy.