But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Even in developing markets, we're seeing the growth of digital communication is proceeding at a very rapid pace.

For in the end, freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged.

The price of freedom—of individuality—is attention to politics, careful planning, careful organization; philosophy is no more a barrier against political disaster than it is against plague.

I can't be No. 1 with an MVP trophy. I could be No. 1 with the championship ring and the championship trophy on my fireplace.

Thought expands, but paralyzes; action animates, but narrows.

Anyone who doesn't focus on Jesus Christ and His finished work has neither the wisdom of God nor the power of God.

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.

I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.'

I love you because you’re the only person I want to make love to without any conditions and—and I love that you need me.

Life is improvisation.