But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it's a heck of a lot more complicated than that.

That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more.

I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I have terrible stage fright, and I don't like being in front of people.

I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.

I'm not a competitive person.

True friends are like diamonds. They shine for you even on the darkest days.

...There is a duty of solidarity among all us impossible, near-invisible people: a duty, out of sheer cussedness, not to disappear completely, simply to ease the conscience of the rest.

For 70 years Democrats bitterly denied being "socialists". Bernie Sanders has done the service of exposing them.

It's always been a gift with me, hearing music the way I do. I don't know where it comes from, it's just there and I don't question it.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

If you wear a hoodie but aren't registered to vote, you got the symbolism but missed the substance.

No vice is so bad as advice.

The beauty of New York is unintentional; it arose independent of human design, like a stalagmite cavern.

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.