But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.

Its so important to never limit yourself, to find yourself in a box.

It's like night and day... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

It's a new day, a new beginning for your new life. With discipline you will be amazed at how much progress you'll be able to make. What have you got to lose except the guilt and fear of the past?

Practice at hunger makes the fast easier.

I want to be as self-reliant as possible and do it all from within.

Let not the spirit wander while the words of prayer run on out of our mouth.

If there's anything better than a God-given talent, it's a God-given day job.

When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.

There's not a whole lot of events out there on television, especially in the years between Olympic Games.