But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Creativity needs a bit of untidiness. Make everything too neat and there is no room for experiment.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

And so he who looks down at his feet will not know the truth, but he who discerns by the sun which way to go.

The limits of prudence: one cannot jump out of a burning building gradually.

Baltimore is one of the most beautiful towns, really. And trust me, I don't say that about every place. There is just something so quaint, old and beautiful about this place.

There is no "next" after you are dead and gone from your own world.

My life is very busy with a lot of things, and so I don't get uninterrupted time. When I do, I can just write all day.

As an emotional eater, I eat to soothe.

Maybe one small regret is that I never got to play with Paul Scholes - but I was never going to leave Barcelona and he was never going to leave Manchester United.

No person ever ended his eyesight by looking on the bright side.