But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

I mean you ACRES of harm, ' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.

We live our lives supposing things are as they appear to be when that is almost never the case.

Love songs or poetry?Ambrose: Love songs–you get the best of both, poetry set to music.And you can't dance to poetry.

The Bible is our rule of faith and doctrine.

To be contemplative we must become converted to the consciousness that makes us one with the universe, in tune with the cosmic voice of God.

Hey, I know it's Monday, but it's also a new day, a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.

I don't think anyone wants to grow up to be Mindy Lahiri, the same way no one wants to grow up to be Michael Scott.But that's OK.

There are many paths but only one journey.

I never went to church as a child. I did not .

I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again.

The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.