But I was frightfully fond of the universe and wanted to address it by a diminutive. I often did so; and it never seemed to mind.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Always grow with changes and not against them.

People think rape victims forget how to laugh. I have not forgotten how to laugh. It is beyond the capability of this person to make me forget how to laugh.~ Subhangi Tyagi

Everything at a NASCAR event carries a corporate logo except the lavatory stalls.

The disgrace of one's people brings sorrow to the Nobel minded.

I'm afraid of Americans.

We think about time as something not to waste, not as something to invest.

Advertising is poison gas. It should bring tears to your eyes, unhinge your nervous system and knock you out.

Machines Need to be Productive. People Need to be Effective.

Eat, drink and remarry is my motto.

As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it.