But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

The number of the devil is not 666.That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.

Inspiration does not come genetically or automatically. Neither is it continuously present.

Making each day count like it's your last day to fulfill your dreams, is unarguably the master key to a future full of great rewards.

I don't understand love quite honestly. I think compassion is important but love fizzles out eventually. But if there is compassion in a relationship, things can always be worked out.

It is better to remember our love as it was in the springtime.

The testimony and the documentary evidence produced by the Government demonstrate that the Bell System had violated the antitrust laws in a number of ways over a lengthy period of time.

[T]he strike is inherently dangerous to the rich, and to the corporations who have brought this country to her knees, because it is the only defense the ordinary citizen has.

Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.

It's always a good idea to get yourself a famous, rich, and groovy young man. That's one of the best-known methods of furthering your career.

Most robots don't program themselves.

His steeds to water at those springs On chaliced flowers that lies; And winking Mary-buds begin To ope their golden eyes: With every thing that pretty is, My lady sweet, arise.