But eggshells were made to be broken, and slamming into a 100-story skyscraper at the speed of light would likely do the deed.

JOH! Thank God I found you.”“I have 9022 gods listed in my database. Must I thank all of them?

You've never been to another planet, have you Aimee?""No, but I've been to Disney World.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

The reason we haven't yet fully understood the Jesus story is that we are gospel-based rather than Bible-based Christians!

Be as a tower firmly set Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman.

Its sort of my job to feel good.

In order for me to parent well I have to empathize and stay open with my son.

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

In the deadly sweep Of every wave, A thousand dangers lie in wait.

I keep six honest serving men.

The impenetrable stupidity of Prince George (son-in-law of James II) served his turn. It was his habit, when any news was told him, to exclaim, "Est il possible?"-"Is it possible?"