But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Energy is neither created nor destroyed. It just changes shape.

Our food is among the most intimate connections we make with the earth.

He had no desire to grandstand for his country or himself.

Everything government touches turns to crap.

Lesson number one: Pay attention to the intrusion of the camera.

Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs.

Coaching my own kid is driving both him and me crazy

Because I would rather be with my grandfather on Alp than anywhere on earth.

You can't control a young horse unless you control yourself.

I love crispy, cool sheets.