But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogs At least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning

„Everyone wants to believe that there’s something else – something great – waiting for them on the other side. Paradise. Valhalla. Heaven. Their next – hopefully less horrible – life.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.

What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied.

Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all. One. Two. Three. Blink.

We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didn’t even notice that there was a fireworks display… …I guess because we’d been making fireworks of our own.

Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

I don't perceive an anti-religious agenda, especially with regard to Christians and Christianity.

I guess there was some Casper guy, like, 10 generations ago who I'm named after. I'm the 11th. My son is Casper the XII.

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

I would do 'American Splendor' and 'About Schmidt' again in a heartbeat.

All seasons have something to offer

It is only when our characters and events begin to disobey us that they begin to live.

Even in that time of utter darkness, somewhere deep inside me the memory of love and goodness had stayed alive.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

Lily Tomlin said something years ago, and I'm paraphrasing, that you have to find humor in everything, because by finding humor, you find humanity.

Those who still believe the Brahmins should take a serious note of the changing times and start leading an awakened life.