But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain.

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.

All I know is this: nobody's very big in the first place, and it looks to me like everybody spends their whole life tearing everybody else down.

The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he's getting it.

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

You had a choice: you could either strain and look at things that appeared in front of you in the fog, painful as it might be, or you could relax and lose yourself

It's the truth, even if it didn't happen......if they don't exist, how can a man see them?

The stars up close to the moon were pale they got brighter and braver the farther they got out of the circle of light ruled by the giant moon

I don't seem able to get it straight in my mind....

Society is what decides who's sane and who isn't, so you got to measure up.

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

You exist to know thy Creator.

Love is something that u feel inside that others can not.

An Englishman thinks seated a Frenchman standing an American pacing an Irishman afterward.

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon.

New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.

Dignity is like a perfume; those who use it are scarcely conscious of it.

I start my day with a mind, body, soul practice - yoga, pilates or meditation.

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted

Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty.