But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

No matter what you say to someone else, you always hear it first.

Is there anything more frightening than people?

They are not demons, not devils...Worse than that.They are people.

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality.

Don't take life so seriously. Have fun. Enjoy your time on this planet.

The Beatles said 'all you need is love,' then they broke up.

Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.

America's veterans embody the ideals upon which America was founded more than 229 years ago.

For you see each day I love you more today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.