But however happy you are feeling, you can't talk with your mouth full of snow.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Replace the negative traits of your character by the traits you want to have

The man that is meant to love you will have a million questions about you, but none will ever ask your value.

Do not forget about the thorns on the roseswhen you say that love is like a red red rose.

A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning.

After a really hectic week, I hate going out on a Friday evening, so I'll always opt for a night at home.

Nobody knows really what they're doing and there's two ways to go with that information. One is to be afraid and the other is to be liberated, and I choose to be liberated by it.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

I really love being a character actor. I have to say I wish it were a little easier. There are still a lot of things that I don't get, like I do wish I had more of my own.

You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.

You ask me what forces me to speak? a strange thing; my conscience.