But huge photographs of dead bodies are slightly different. I couldn't find much humor there.

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.

A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.

Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.

The most successful people in this world recognize that taking chances to get what they want is much more productive than sitting around being too scared to take a shot.

If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

Sometimes out of your biggest misery, comes your greatest gain.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side

Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

It's like a memorial to Atlantis or Lyonesse: these are the stone buoys that mark a drowned world.

The tree leaves rustled like that noise e-books make when you turn the page.

Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk.

I wanted to learn everything I could about what it takes to be a great chef. It was a turning point for me.

Free labor has the inspiration of hope; pure slavery has no hope.

The dreary flies, lazy and casual, Stick to the ceiling, buzz along the wall. O heart, the spider shuffles from the mould Weaving, between the pinks and grapes, his pall.

The arts can be a great way to bring people together. I don't preach from the stage. I try to stay positive on solutions.

There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Whoever has done good in the main has spirit-energy that is pure and clear when death comes.

I don't like piracy but if anybody's concerned about piracy, why don't they pay attention to our role in it?