But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.

She was also a memory, the worst kind of memory--the kind that pulled you to your knees at just the sound of her name.

There is no liberty, save wisdom and self-control. Liberty is within--not without. It is each man's own affair.

There are always more smart people outside your company than within it.

I always wanted to be a pilot.

Creativity is the ability to see and to respond.

I take the choice out of exercise. It's not an option.

Teachers are the agents through which knowledge and skills are communicated and rules of conduct enforced.

Did you have an extramarital affair with Monica Lewinsky?

We are the inheritors of a million years of striving for the unspeakable.