But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

When God keeps away certain people from you, it may be that the person is not good for you.

There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.

Anyone who believes in capital punishment should be shot

Appreciation is the legal tender that all souls enjoy.

She's [Hillary Clinton] been there for 30 years. She's not going to change. Because you look at her donors.

A joke is necessary at this time.

It is a great sign of mediocrity to praise always moderately.

There are so many bands always doing the same album over and over; I want to evolve, try new things.

I've heard that shampooing your hair everyday is bad for the scalp.

If you do not see yourselves and all things as living, moving, and having their being in God, you see nothing, whatever you may think you see.