But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice.

Mystery Science Theater is really a postmodern show, it's really derived of many influences.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.

If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

A lot of the shows that really become hit shows are often demonstrated, like Mystery Science Theater.

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.

So the actual riffing came out of us just sitting there and doing it the way I think some people think we really did it, which is all spontaneously, and it really was.

The leader who listens is the one society needs most. They don’t force their commands on people. They pay attention to their demands and set the pace for the change that society truly needs.

I am fulfilling my destiny.

I can’t let you go now. I want to go places with you; obscure little places, just to be able to say: here I came with her.

I do try and curb my mouth, but I find it really hard. I wonder how many jobs I've talked myself out of!

Longevity is the key to success.

Some must cry so that others may be able to laugh the more heartily. Sacrifices are necessary.

Tomorrow will be better.

In the garden of literature, the highest and the most charismatic flowers are always the quotations.

We will never disarm any American who seeks to protect his or her family from fear and harm.