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But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.


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First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.



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I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.



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