But just as natural disaster brought out the best in some people, it brought out the worst in others.

Bad dogs, she believed, were like most bad children: created by those around them. But then, that was a personal opinion.

You were too busy chasing unrequited love that you forgot you could be beautiful to someone.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

Hairpieces are brilliant for adding volume.

No single step in the persuit of enlightenment should ever be considered sacred; only the search was.

We had access to too much equipment, too much money, and little by little we went insane.

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

Just imagine yourself in a wheelchair. Go through the building. If there's a place you can't go in, it's not accessible.

Now there is no place you can go where you don't hear certain types of music.

Nothing suits worse with vice than want of sense

If he touches you, I'll come in and choke him to death.