But just as the river is always at the door, so is the world always outside. And it is in the world that we have to live.

Have you ever wanted something so badly that you would do anything, believe anything in order to acquire it?

The voice will guide you-will tell you what to do. In order to do that, you must be quite sensitive with the instrument and accept this daily conversation with your voice.

Out of every difficulty Omnipotence can bring us, only let us in childlike confidence cast our burden upon the Lord.

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

When you're a kid, you listen to what your family is listening to. For my family, it was bluegrass.

So, how come Jacob Black gets to give you a gift and I don't? Because I have nothing to give back to you. Bella, you give me everything just by breathing.

Every rep I did on chin-ups, on squats with 500 pounds, I never said, to myself, 'Oh, my God, another rep.' I said, 'Yes, another rep, because that will make my dream turn into a reality.'

The best comedy is always played straight down the middle.