But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.

Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

One day you may just do that!

When dreams come true creativity becomes art.

He cannot endure Rachel, because he knows she has a proper appreciation of him.

Look as a painted man is no man and as painted fire is no fire so a cold prayer is no prayer.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

I miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.

Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything.

I feel like it's important every once in a while to estrange ourselves from the familiar to remind ourselves of the potentialities of people, how many different ways there are of being.

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping.

I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable.