But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

We all need salespeople who help people with the same enthusiasm shown by a small child describing the best Christmas present EVER

Gratitude is a blessed act.

Life is full of adventure. Theres no such thing as a clear pathway.

Don't put a question mark where God has put a period.

The last six years have been a lot of coding and focus and hard work. But maybe it would be fun to remember it as partying and all this crazy drama.

A real Rembrandt hung in a millionaire's home elevator would undoubtedly make for kitsch.

You love a nothing when you love an ingrate.

Beauty rests on necessities.

Our subtle-energy bodies play a major role in maintaining our health. Energy disturbances in the etheric body precede the manifestation of abnormal patterns of cellular organization and growth.