But remember, there's no greater gift than the present.

I guess everybody thinks about old times, even the happiest people.

False gods must be repudiated, but that is not all: The reasons for their existence must be sought beneath their masks.

So I try not to do press and if you can keep the balance of keeping a certain degree of anonymity and do interesting work then you can hope for a degree of career longevity

i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my uncle Sol and started a worm farm)

The only reward in this game is winning. It's no fun to practice; it's no fun to play and lose.

I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me.

One day, tens of millions of years from now, someone will find me rusted into the mud of a world they have never seen, and when they crumble me between their fingers, it will be you they find.

Milk is about helping guys feel good about their skin and relaxed about taking care of it.

You both should feel honored.” “Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed!

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.