But scientists, who ought to know Assure us that it must be so. Oh, let us never, never doubt What nobody is sure about.

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!

The control of the production of wealth is the control of human life itself.

When one remembers how the Catholic Church has been governed, and by whom, one realizes that it must have been divinely inspired to have survived at all.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em.

The Church is a perpetually defeated thing that always outlives her conquerers.

These are the advantages of travel, that one meets so many men whom one would otherwise never meet, and that one feeds as it were upon the complexity of mankind

I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

It's not the amount of Bible you read, it's the amount of Bible you believe.

The monks used to say that he was more drawn to those who were more sinful, and the greater the sinner the more he loved him.

Usually You Pick The Winning Numbers When You’re Not Willing To Play.

When a man is in love, he doubts, very often, what he most firmly believes.

The laws of this world are for children.

I think I was identified as a failed president because I wasn't re-elected.

We were sent to Vietnam to kill Communism. But we found instead that we were killing women and children.

God is a snooker player, that's why all the planets are turning!

There isn't an entrepreneur or a scientific pioneer who hasn't had failures. And if we don't rear children who are comfortable taking risks, we won't have successes.

Yet we were rescued by that fancy, and saved by a myth.