But she'd wanted him there and there he was. A lamb ready for slaughter.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a man’s last romance.

Cybersecurity is not only a question of developing defensive technologies but offensive technologies, as well.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Win or lose, do it fairly.

We want to emulate the educated class, even if we don't think of educated people as a class these days.

I think everybody should have dyslexia and ADD.

Reductionism is a dirty word, and a kind of 'holistier than thou' self-righteousness has become fashionable.

To me the most important thing in a piece of art is the thought. Technique is totally secondary.

We do not credit to the ideal of religious freedom when we talk as though religious belief is something of which public-spirited adults should be ashamed.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?