But sometimes it's good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no clothes on, I decided to have a go at stand-up comedy.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

It's not a bad idea to occasionally spend a little time thinking about things you take for granted. Plain everyday things.

In principle, there are only three main components of spending that much matter to monetary policy: consumer spending, business investment and exports and trade.

We are more likely to cheat if we see others doing so. We tend to conform to accepted norms of reasonable behaviour, rather than adhere to strict rules.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

If you're not making some mistakes, it probably means you're not trying hard enough.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

It's amazing, if you know what you want to say, how fast it is to write.

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.

Reducing every issue to an argument can become stale but it's often a very good way of clarifying issues.

People wears a mask of lie so they look attractive, so be careful

You can't trust your memory. You change it to suit yourself.

The object of art is not to reproduce reality, but to create a reality of the same intensity.

I have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that God has given them instructions.

You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know. Thank you?

All biblical exegetes and theologians have a theory of language, whether they acknowledge it or not.

God loves to take people from broken backgrounds and surprise them with possibilities.

And see all sights from pole to pole, And glance, and nod, and hustle by; And never once possess our soul Before we die.

You are an analog girl, living in a digital world.

This is Manchester, we do things differently here.