But sooner or later the last good time would come around. It does for all of us.

When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction.

I can't understand why people use religion to hurt each other when there's already so much pain in the world.

In the years since, I've discovered there's a lot to be said for boredom.

We're not quite ending where we began, but close enough.Close enough.

...there are worse things than losing the girl.

God and heaven lasted about four years longer than the Tooth Fairy

His mind is like that. On the inside, where he never smiles.

I was tired of just letting things happen to me and then feeling bad about them.

The last good time always comes

Nature is in the process of shutting down corrupt corporations and their government minions.

The world is a palace without bedsheets

What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help and your desire to say 'no more.

We turned the switch, saw the flashes, watched for ten minutes, then switched everything off and went home. That night I knew the world was headed for sorrow.

I used to do a lot of comedy. I don't know what happened. I think it's my face.

Education is an asset no man can take away.

Learn from your mistakes and build on your successes.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

When men have become heartily wearied of licentious anarchy, their eagerness has been proportionately great to embrace the opposite extreme of rigorous despotism.

Im a geek - I read fantasy novels, I play World of Warcraft, Im a massive gamer, I have Star Trek outfits.