But the adjectives change,” said Jimmy. “Nothing’s worse than last year’s adjectives.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

People don't want to know. They have to be made to know. Whether they act on what they know is up to them. But they have to know.

Don't look at me like that, " said Ruza."Like what?""Like I'm a beautiful book you're about to open and plunder with your greedy mad eyes.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen.

I don't have emotional needs, only physical ones.

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say.

Pink is the navy blue of India.

I opened a restaurant that had nothing but California wines.

The movie itself was very interesting, but I didn't think it was very good because I didn't really feel different when it was over.